LOVE LAND

제주러브랜드

Jeju Love Land

Other than disproving Korea's claim that Jeju is similar to Hawaii, the main draw to visit the island was to visit Love Land, the largest erotic sculpture park in South Korea. 

It's website, and other tourism sites boast 140+ sculptures of people doin' it, along with many others, including (but not limited to) oversized phallus and labia sculptures and various hands-on/interactive works of art such as the 'Thrust Crank' and the 'Masturbation Cycle.' 

Obviously, Love Land was a must-see!  (and a one-up on Hawaii!)

Enjoy...

These are plain, ordinary rocks. Pervert!

'Amusing Walk'

'The Peak of Sex'

Not the first statue he's performed this

maneuver on, and certainly not the last!

'Turn Weakly'

These big ol' grassy knockers are especially nice.  They are replicas of ancient Korean tombs with nipples added to the tops.  The best part is that when we first saw the real tombs two years ago, the uncultured pervert that Judy is was quick to point out their likeness to boobs!

'Super Man & Wonder Woman'

'Kamasutra'

Not really sure how this is sexy.

It's really more terrifying than anything.

World's largest mosaic penis

The dildo log/bench

Diiiiirty

'The Three Musketeers of A Beauty'

러브랜드 - Love Land

As with most things Korean, it gets a little racist sometimes...  This is how Koreans picture sex in other countries:

Japan

Africa                                                    Greek

                                                               (sure Greek isn't a country,

                                                                           but they don't know that.)

India                                                   America

gangbang ☹

'Kiss'

'Masquerade'

Blinded by lust

Busted

Lost in the moment

Interrupted

'Horse Riding'

Riding double...

This was a definite contender in the Andrew & Judy 2011 Christmas Card running.  Picture how nice this would look with festive text and a decorative trim! Nothing says 'Happy Holidays' like three young adults straddling a massive green schlong in front of a mosaic butt with a butterfly tat and a mildew covered, trickling ass-crack waterfall. 

 

'Gift'

'Terminator'

This is what sperm see

In the line of fire

V is for...Victory?

Definitely not a Korean corpse...

(Buh-zzzing! See what we did there?!  Asians have small penises...)

This section with big, naked ladies and small naked dudes attempting escape was really weird. 

'Street Furniture'

The section with bulbous body parts in Cirque du Soleil sexual positions was also really strange.

'Top Water'

Which would you choose?

The Love Land facilities

Man  Woman

Push and pull