WARNING!
OVERSIZED PENIS PICS ABOUND IN THIS POST
MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES
Samcheok's Haesindang Penis Park
The stuff of legends, literally.
The Legend of Aebawi & Haesindong
as retold by us
Once upon a time, way way back in Korea's history, in the prosperous fishing village of Samcheok, there lived a young couple that was happy and in love. They had been sweethearts for nearly as many years as they'd been alive, and as soon as they were of age, the were wed. Shortly after their ceremony, but before they were able to consummate the marriage, a terrible accident befell the couple.
The blushing bride was standing on a rock along the coast, some distance from her new husband, reflecting on her wedding day and fantasizing about her wedding night to come, when the weather suddenly turned ugly. Black clouds and strong winds appeared in an instant. The terrible storm caused the ocean to churn violently and before she was able to reach safety, a large wave crashed over the rock and swept her out to sea. Helpless to rescue his new bride, the husband watched in horror as the love of his life was pulled away from him and taken to her death. He was devastated.
The next day, in an effort to overcome the grief and return to normalcy, he got into his boat and headed out to sea for a day of fishing. When he returned later that evening, without having had a single nibble all day, he was even more distraught. In talking with other fishermen in the village, he realized that they too hadn't had any luck that day either. This unfavorable fishing streak continued for the next few days. Slowly, those fish-less days turned into weeks, and then months. By this time, many of the villagers had exhausted their food stocks and were beginning to starve.
Dread and deprivation hung over the people of Samcheok like an ominous cloud. Many in the village attributed the famine to the tortured soul of the sad, young bride snatched from them on her wedding day. They felt that the upset, virginal ghost was scaring the fish away, thus destroying life in the village. Being unable to resurrect the woman and put the situation right, the simple fishermen and their families were left with two options: slowly starve to death or carve tree-trunks into giant peckers and send them out to sea...
Duh?
As you'd guess, the villagers of Samcheok chose the latter option. They quickly went to work whittling. Once enough trees were shaped into shlongs, the villagers held a ceremony and sent their wooden willies drifting in the virginal spirit's direction praying their efforts would appease the troubled ghost.
Nervous and hopeful, the fishermen set out the next morning. Although it wasn't a great haul, a few fish were caught, which was more than they'd caught in months and more than enough to raise everyone's spirits. Their dong-floating scheme pleased the tormented soul [sexually, we presume], because day after day, the fishermen caught more and more and the village quickly returned to it's prosperous state and has been bringing in record numbers ever since.
Today, the rock from which the young bride was swept to sea is now known as Aebawi* and the place where the villagers ceremoniously released their penile projectiles is called Haeshindang*. To honor the memory of the couple and the pride and ingenuity of those villagers so long ago, the fine people of Samcheok erected Haeshindang Park and began an annual penis festival and carving contest, though sadly short lived.
*Whether those are the couples' names or they are just the names given to the locations is unclear.
What a prick!
Dick, Judy, Jess & Johnson
No doubt she's biting her bottom lip...
This one is incredible!
C'mon ride the train, hey ride it, woo woo!
Cock Cannon
Apparently, this is the natural expression you make when hugging a huge weiner
This lady thought we were a riot!
Captivated by the legend
(Most likely imagining the wee-wee they would have carved)
Classy
Self-timers in the carving contest area
Check out that scrotal supporting action...clearly a professional
Her mom must be proud!
Hilltop reach around
This picture turned out so much better than planned! It looks like Judy is pooping a penis shaped turd at Jessica, and everyone's thrilled about it...
The best senior portrait, EVER
"O" Face
Majestic
Warning: Godzilla-sized trouser snakes offer
less traction than one would assume.
"...so, how'd you break your neck?
Well, I slipped and fell while dismounting from a giant fiberglass erection. You know...
...oh yeah, I've heard about those."
The park had a steady stream of old, intoxicated Koreans.
They were pretty hilarious.
Dangling wind chime dongs
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