Thursday, June 23, 2011

Malaysia - Ride The Ducks

On the morning of our last day in Malacca, some shit hit the fan, so to speak, with some of D&T's coworkers, so while they were busy sorting things out we decided to get out of their hair and explore a little of the city on our own.  As you'd guess, that simply meant going out in search of food!

The first place our bellies led us was back to our delicious friends at Brother John for breakfast...
Curried chicken noodle soup

Honey green tea and a carrot juice

Black bean fish


After breakfast, we made our way to the mall to see what we could find, and bask in some air conditioning for a while.
On the second floor of this mall, we found another archery place!  At least at the one we went to (which was across the street) there was a glass wall that separated the archery action from the shopping.  Here, a stray arrow could easily find it's way out of the range and into the body of a shopper!

Are these doubled in America?  Sick.

A photo of the gun show

On Sundays, most people choose to have either breakfast or brunch, but not us.  We did both!  So, after Brother John's, and walking around the mall, we popped into a little cafe for a quick fried chicken sammy!  The sauce was a little strange, and there were a few weird bits in the chicken, but overall pretty tasty. 

On the way back to D&T's we stopped at Brother John (again) to pick up two coffees to take to them and they put them in bags!

At least 35% of all the cars in Malacca had VIP McDonald's Drive-Thru stickers on their windshields.  We couldn't figure it out...

Airbrushing:  Always your best option!

Donashi!
Along with the coffee, we got them a selection of sushi donuts.
(From Big Apple Donuts & Coffee, of course)
Sadly, they weren't as deliciously life-changing as The Alien, but they were still good, and just as cute as could be!
 

That afternoon, our plan was to take a ferry to a place called Turtle Island, and pass the rest of the day relaxing on an empty, remote beach.  We thought it would be a perfect way for us to spend our last day and for them to unwind after the unexpected stress of the morning.

A roadside lunch

We weren't really sure how it worked.  In the center of the makeshift tent was a table with all sorts of treats wrapped in banana leaves, waxed paper and even some in newspaper.  

We just loaded a plate with some envelopes and packages, took them to a table and unwrapped them.  Just like Christmas!

Various fried dumplings on the plate and a
nasi lemak in the banana leaf and newspaper

Stir-fried chili lime noodles

We even got fresh coconuts!  The best part about this roadside tent was that the total for four people's lunch and 3 coconuts was around $4 USD!  Malaysia is an incredible place...

We got turned around trying to get back on the road after lunch and pulled into a driveway to do an about face when we discovered this:
Can you believe it?!
The largest cement tree trunk replica in Malaysia!

Check it out!
Why wasn't this mentioned in the guide book?

Malaysia's number 1?
There's only 1 Malaysia?

D&T weren't really sure where to catch the ferry, so we just headed in the general direction they thought it was and planned to ask for directions as we made our way.  It seemed like a good idea, but for some reason all the people we tried asking knew of the island but couldn't help us.  They all gave us conflicting answers and one guy with a sweet mustache just laughed at us and told us we needed a boat.  After trying for a while, with no luck, we tossed out our Turtle Island idea, and decided to head back and take a duck tour instead!

Who the f**k steals a trunk?!

A household name!


The Space Needle of Malacca

Ride The Ducks!

It was at least 100 degrees outside...

An oversea mosque


The boardwalk
(The tall, pink building in the back is D&T's)


Sticky

D&T's apartment, Plaza Malacca Raya

Judy correctly answered a trivia question
and was rewarded with this duckbill kazoo!


Dave is not looking happy!  We don't understand how he couldn't be happy because we were headed back to Buy One, Free Two! 

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Malaysia - Potty Time!

While walking to dinner one of our nights in Malacca, we came across a new restaurant that was coming in.  There was no sign yet, and there were still piles of construction materials on the ground, but by the decorations already up and the stacks of tables and toilets waiting to be moved in, the restaurant's theme was clear:  BATHROOM!  Naturally, our first reaction was sheer disbelief, followed quickly by intrigue and curiosity. 

We couldn't find an opening date on the door or the windows, but we all prayed it would be open by the time we returned from Singapore the following weekend.  And clearly, someone up there was watching out for us, because our prayers were answered!

T-Bowl Concept Restaurant!

Outside seating


The front door

(sadly, not the first time we've seen them on the pot...)

Final decisions

The place was packed!
Toilet concept was a hit with the locals as well!

Unlike D&T, we're respectable people, so we ate while actually siting in chairs and not on toilets...

A couple that craps together, stays together!

The toilet concept didn't stop at the decor either.  Even the dishes were potty themed.  This is a 'flaming pot' of Tom Yum.  Sure, it wasn't the best Tom Yum, but it was certainly the best any of us have eaten out of a toilet bowl, or while seated on a toilet!



A swirly turd for dessert!

Thank you, Japan!  You NEVER cease to amaze!


From there, the girls went to the to mall to get foot massages, and Dave & Andrew headed out in search of Adventure (beer).  Their search led them across the street from the mall, where they discovered the Daily Beer Promotion of a lifetime:  Buy One Free Two!  Yep, between the hours of 12 and 7pm, buy one beer and receive 2 complementary beers!  Freakin' sweet!
Buy 1 Free 2 filled the rest of our day...

A fellow buy 1 free 2er!